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Alright, we made it through the first round without accidents. Aside from a plagiarised entry, someone pissing their pants, someone stepping in shit, and whatever the hell @Brandt's post was all about. Before we announce the round.

Dishonorable Mention

We have caught @coolkris plagiarizing his post. All thanks go to @brandt. A special thanks to @acidyo / @ocdb for punishing his plagiarism. Also, thanks to @hivewatchers for helping to make sure similar plagiarism is caught in the future. Please note that all entries will be checked for plagiarism and reported to the appropriate people.

Introducing the Community Team

In our attempt to look like a normal community we now have a team.

@comedyopenmic: That's the community account. Make sure to give it a follow as soon it should be the account that posts these announcements.

Our Admins

Here is the list of people you could bribe to win.

@dandays: He is smart, elegant, and funny. Also, he asked me to tell three false descriptions about him in his introduction.

@brandt: The benefit of having him is that technically it increases our admins count to 67 admins.

@complxty: His greatest appeal is that he is not Dan, Brandt, or me.

The Rules

1. Use the tag #comedyopenmic and #comtest in your entry and comment a link to your entry on this post.
2. Entries must be in English.
3. Your entry must be posted here originally if you cross-post.
4. You must be subscribed to the community
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5. There's no limit set to the number of entries. Only one will be considered for rewards though.

Prizes

We are down to 40 HBD

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I know but we're also downsizing the time.

Thanks to generous support from @acidyo, @OCD, @curie, @nonameslefttouse, and many more (Apologies if your name isn't here) who supported the community with generous upvotes. As well as @dandays for donating 5 HBD.

The New Prizes

Jester Award: 15 HBD
The Joker Award: 10 HBD
The Bromedian Award: 5 HBD

Lucky Clown: 5 HBD - Winners of one of the previous can still win this. All the participants will be put into a randomized draw, the winner gets the prize.

Honorable Comedians: 5 HBD - 5 HBD Will be distributed among those who had great entries but didn't manage to win any of the above awards.

There will be more surprise prizes.

The Entries

Winners of the last round will be announced in a few days. Be patient as this is a manual process.

Here are the entries for the last round

Please make sure to interact and support these awesome people.

@mrenglish - When A Military Man Slaps You | Comedy Open Mic Contest
@cool08 - Comedy Open Mic Contest - We Are Africans
@steemflow - Comedy Open Mic - God Bless Husbands 🤫
@zeraton - By far the weirdest Google autocompletes in history!!
@dandays - I Need A Camera Man Or Woman
@sanjeevm - Comedy Open Mic Contest - It happens only in India
@riverflows - COMEDY OPEN MIC: Two Life Saving Smoothies You Have To Try This Summer
@rubido - APOCO-MART Comedy Open Mic
@oldsoulnewb - Why CONtest when you can PROtest! (An entry to the (Comedy Open Mic Contest))
@bulldog-joy - Comedy Open Mic Contest - It All Starts Wit Da Rules!
@doziekash - CRAZY TWINS || Comedy Open Mic Contest
@raj808 - Cheesus Christ, Not a Cheese Board (A Comic Festive Poem) - Comedy Open Mic Contest Entry
@steemflow - Comedy Open Mic - God Bless Husbands (Part 2)
@notanotherbrandt - "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest
@bulldog-joy - First Shit Post 2022
@corvidae - How I Closed Out 2021 by Pissing my Pants: A Comedy Open Mic Contest Entry
@deeanndmathews - The Comedy Open Mic Contest: When It's Way After Christmas, But Your Kids Can't Handle the Truth
@maryjacy - The comedy open mic contest/ Open the door for nobody.
@victorbch - The comedy open mic contest/follow instructions.
@theabsolute - Sandbagging
@strangeverest - The comedy open mic/brain exploding jokes
@buttcoins - Cat Call “COVID”

To Help the Community Grow

Please interact with other posts and consider reblogging this post for visibility. It would mean a lot if the contest entrants and members, in general, do that.

Round 2 starts now

This round will continue for 9 days. After that, it will run from Sunday to Sunday.

The rewards from this post will be used to fund future contests. Please consider subscribing to the Comedy Open Mic Community and reblogging this post. Thank you.