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OMG Kubby, you can't just ask what a man and his wife do in the privacy of their own home!

....You totally resteemed this from her account. I don’t know which one is worse. The dinner party you wrote about that I wasn’t invited too or you using Morodiene account. 😢

It's funny that you think @morodiene even lives at this point. She died a long time ago.

Years ago.

I lament her passing whenever I wake. Why won't you let her go?

Is she rolled up in carpet above the garage?

I'm running out of carpet, but somehow I'm not running out of bodies.

narrows eyes

She such a friendly ghost. Why would you want to be haunted by anyone living? Especially, when you have her by your side all the time singing and playing the piano.

She's only friendly to strangers. At home, she torments me. Me and my cats.

And you say you can see her? Playing the piano? And hear her singing?

I haven't seen her in years, but I can imagine those times. Sweet, lost times.

Does she know that you can’t see her and your girl friend pets the cats, plays the piano, and sings? Wait, is your girlfriend your dead wife? Oh no, your dating the twin aren you? Gross neg!