Yeah, one need to know one's meteor's Asher...It wouldn't do to mix them up...Many a good chef has met an untimely end in that way.

Ahh, so he's the fancy fucker of the fam then?

You have no fucking idea. Lol. I wouldn't even know where to start.

Thanks for commenting and the reblog mate, I had a bit of fun with this and am glad a few saw it for what it was, a serious food blog a piss-take.