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I do spin strong silk. So yes, in a way I think I am!

Of course, you do. What was I thinking? Look here, old man... Give me a post! I promise not to comment! Wait... is this Japanese silk or that cheap knock off Scottish stuff?

Japanese Silk!! A gentleman never undersells!

Might be one tomorrow ;O)

Oh, keep chillin with those homies. It has turned you around. Tomorrow's should be legend!

Oh, Japanese! I should have never doubted you.

The world is my homie! I love chillin' wit dem!

Check me. Street. Now I just need a Glock and jeans that don't fit right

Can't wear them skinny jeans, cuz your Glock just won't fit.

I've heard that said. Oh so many times... :OD