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haha you are not on Tinder, I'm pretty sure. And if you wrote that, you would get no swipes, or whatever one does on Tinder. I do not know.

Do you think not? Is that not what every gentleman is looking for in a lady?:)

 last month  

I don't care what the gents are looking for. I'm looking for a cowboy, which are in short supply due to the deliberate emasculation of all things male.

I thought you had a beau. Did you kick poor Sammy boy into touch?

 last month  

Not yet. I'm so bad at ending relationships! He's a great man, almost a cowboy, but he's not my cowboy.