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Ha, ha, ha. He actually does. Sometimes he uses a book.

Yeah, I've learned that lesson the bad way. But I'll never stop being grumpy.

A book, what does he use, War and Peace by Tolstoy? Lol.

I think he uses whichever book he's reading at the moment. However, Tolstoy looks like a fine choice to do the work.

Nice and chunky, that Tolstoy knew how to waffle. :)

Sure did xD