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Brilliant! What wonders of redneck engineering will we experience next?

You ever seen a Netflix special called Murdaugh Murders? Short, only like a couple shows but dayum! That'll keep you awake.

What's this got to do with redneck engineering? Nothing, it's how they respond outta left field.

I haven't watched that one yet... murder porn is more Hedge Witch's thing. I could use something to keep me awake though, so maybe I'll give it a try.

Have the neighbors lost their curiosity about your coyote yet?

No hell no, it's worse than you think. All I ever really want is people stay tf away from me and she stops traffic. Dude, literally. 4-way stop, 3 cars with windows down dot dot dot.

Had to pick her up and get outta sight.

Get a Yankees or Dodgers bandana to tie around her neck... that'll get them looking the other way!

Dude that's so funny. If I didn't think they'd mistake Dodger blue for Biden I'd do it cuz one'll scare the shit out of them but the latter puts a target on our back.

That's a really good point... maybe something from the New England Patriots?
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