Joke

3 window cleaners, Tom, John and Brad are doing their normal job, scaling the side of a sky scraper. As they wash windows their discussion trailed onto the topic of what's for lunch. Tom says he has a tuna sandwich, John claims to have instant noodles and needs a microwave on lunch, while Brad has a salad.

The day carries on and lunch finally arrives, all 3 of them are not overly satisfied with the mundane lunch they eat everyday. Brad claims his salad is so bad he will jump off the building tomorrow if he receives a salad, while the other 2 laugh and reconcile on how dissatisfied they also are, the 3 of them make a pact.

All 3 claim if they receive the same lunch tomorrow, they will certainly jump from the building and exit this mundane life to save themselves from the daily grind.

So the work day starts and all 3 Tom, John and Brad are enjoying their coffee and morning routines prepping for work. Being a busy day, they plan to eat lunch on the platform. The lunch time finally rolls around and the moment of truth comes to light as Tom pulls out a soup, John pulls out a sandwich and brad pulls out a salad... Immediately Brad jumps to his death, to the shock of his friends he had received a salad...

While attending the funeral Tom and John are comforting Brads wife and eventually the discussion comes up about the jump, when Tom asks Brads wife "who made him that salad everyday" ... She replies "Brad made his own lunch."

sorry if this is lame, i do not know kid friendly jokes, this suicide joke was lame and not even kid safe, i do not know how to be funny if i am censored.