Week 4 Of the LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here
Welcome to our weekly LOLZ Joke Challenge where you can share a joke you know and help us build our joke database for use with the LOLZ token. Last week's Challenge was a success and we added several jokes to our database and gave out a bunch of LOLZ.
We built an airdrop bot this weekend to help with handing out the rewards, so we plan to drop the rewards throughout the week, rather than waiting till near the end of week.
The Tasks
- Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
- Re-blog this post, and tell us you did in the comments. 1 LOLZ
- Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ
All rewards will be distributed via the drop bot in the comments so be sure to leave a comment even if you only reblogged the post and don't feel like telling a joke.
If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.
What We Are Looking For
Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.
To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -
- Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
- Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
- Funny! Or at least Punny.
Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.
Lets get this party started!
Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!
About LOLZ Token
LOLZ is a Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.
LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is mined when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.
Help Support the LOLZ Project
Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.
- Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
- If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
- Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
- Delegate or donate. Hey, we aren't too proud to beg. If you have some extra Hive power you can spare consider delegating it to @lolzbot, or use the link below to donate Hive.
@reinerzufall89
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Yes, perfect! We will add it to our database. !DROPLOLZ 6
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@thales7 - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Oops... plus 1 !LOLZ for the tag!
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He was gladiator.
@thales7, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (19/10)
That's as sweet as a Belgium chocolate.
joke,
How do trees get on the internet? They log in
I re-blogged
@bashadow
Thank you, I liked the joke you had.
Great, we like it and !DROPLOLZ 8 LOLZ for your contribution.
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@dksart - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
What do you call an elephant who is the head of an Italian gang?
A masta don.
and reblogged
I had never heard that one, thanks for the contribution! !DROPLOLZ 7
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@deanlogic - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
@phusionphil
It has to be kid friendly lol
hehehe well my kids are harder than some so yeah HAHAHA
I was hearing full put uncensored jokes and watching porn when I was 13. No silly religious rules in 9ur home, just living with the consequence if your actions.
reblog it !LOLZ
And one more !LOLZ for it. Thanks!
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Tell a women you love her.
@blumela, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)
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He was just going through a stage.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @blumela
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
Tagging @alovely088
How to make a colourant. Rant and colour
Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 2
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@daniella619 - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
At Kinder, all the kids were asked what they wanted to be when they grew up. A boy raised his hand and shouted he would like to be a secret agent....I don't think he would make a good secret agent :D
Reblogged and @hollowknightgod
Thanks! I will probably shorten it, but we will accept it. !DROPLOLZ 8
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@boboman - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Why do math teacher have so many babies? Because they know how to multiply
Where is !LOL when you need it. Give the absolute a break he is a teacher of a-rhythm-tricks.
drum roll
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They both measure wait.
@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mineopoly
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/4)
Perfect! We will accept that joke and !DROPLOLZ 6 LOLZ to you.
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@theabsolute - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
I'm thinking about making a club in school for all of us that love math. We should be called the Algebros
I just bought some Algebro from Hive-engine. The asked me to pay Quadratically.
Very good. We will add it and !DROPLOZ 5 for the contribution!
oops... forgot to !DROPLOLZ 5 you for this.
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@theabsolute - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Reblogged!
!LOLZ
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ERROR: Joke failed.
@emeka4, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.
Thanks for the re-blog. !DROPLOLZ 1
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@emeka4 - You received a 1.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Hello Guys! my joke!
!LOLZ
Two friends meet. The first, he knows that his friend is a passionate fisherman asks:
"Didn't you go fishing today?"
"NO! I wouldn't have taken anything"
"How can you be sure?"
"I read today's horoscope which said:" Lucky day for the fish "
@bencwarmer tag!:)
!PGM
!BEER
!LUV 1
@blumela(2/3) gave you
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ERROR: Joke failed.
@blumela, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.
Thanks for the !LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 2
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His funnel is tomato
@blumela, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@blumela - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
I now live in constant fear
🤣
Haha that is amazing😂😂😂
!LOLZ
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But it folded.
@bulldog-joy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @vcclothing
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
We love it! !DROPLOLZ 6
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@bulldog-joy - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.
hanks for the !LOLZ
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There, their, they're.
@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (12/10)
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NOTIFYWanna eat rice? Tell mum about an expensive soup you like so much
This is true! !DROPLOLZ 1
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@daniella619 - You received a 1.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Yo mama ate so much soup when she gets in an elevator it has to go down.
Hahaha
Very funny joke
!LOLZ a little mean spirited for us, but we think it is funny!
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Udder Chaos!
@mineopoly, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)
@mehmetfix yorum yapmak mantıklı olabilir. Diğerleri değil :D
NE gibi bir yorum yapabileceğimi bilmiyorum. Gerçektne bir veritabanı mı oluşturuyorlar acaba 😅
Veri tabanını komik şeyler için oluşturuyorlar. Fıkra Türkçesi. Senin her yazdığını kayıt etmiyorlar !LOLZ
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ERROR: Joke failed.
@mecurry, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.
Not sure what you said but !DROPLOLZ 2 for you!
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@mecurry - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Joke.
When you look outside the window and see your neighbor naked, walking around in their backyard. Make sure you lock eyes. If it doesn't happen make sure it happens. Even if you have to go jump over the fence and then lock eyes.
Nice. Not what we are looking for but funny. !DROPLOLZ 2
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@akumagai - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
reblogged.
@thales7 bomba airdroplarım geldi :D etiketi yapmalısın
Thanks for the tag! !DROPLOLZ 2
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@mecurry - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Joke
3 window cleaners, Tom, John and Brad are doing their normal job, scaling the side of a sky scraper. As they wash windows their discussion trailed onto the topic of what's for lunch. Tom says he has a tuna sandwich, John claims to have instant noodles and needs a microwave on lunch, while Brad has a salad.
The day carries on and lunch finally arrives, all 3 of them are not overly satisfied with the mundane lunch they eat everyday. Brad claims his salad is so bad he will jump off the building tomorrow if he receives a salad, while the other 2 laugh and reconcile on how dissatisfied they also are, the 3 of them make a pact.
All 3 claim if they receive the same lunch tomorrow, they will certainly jump from the building and exit this mundane life to save themselves from the daily grind.
So the work day starts and all 3 Tom, John and Brad are enjoying their coffee and morning routines prepping for work. Being a busy day, they plan to eat lunch on the platform. The lunch time finally rolls around and the moment of truth comes to light as Tom pulls out a soup, John pulls out a sandwich and brad pulls out a salad... Immediately Brad jumps to his death, to the shock of his friends he had received a salad...
While attending the funeral Tom and John are comforting Brads wife and eventually the discussion comes up about the jump, when Tom asks Brads wife "who made him that salad everyday" ... She replies "Brad made his own lunch."
sorry if this is lame, i do not know kid friendly jokes, this suicide joke was lame and not even kid safe, i do not know how to be funny if i am censored.
Not lame at all. Certainly too long for our needs, but a funny joke! !DROPLOLZ 1
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@phusionphil - You received a 1.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Heartbreak pill. Take soda because you're sober
@ddn688
That is so true. !DROPLOLZ 2
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but the day before is a sadder day.
@youngelder, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (17/10)
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@youngelder - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Another Joke
They asked a man, What's foul in the field of play?
He answered, how will foul play football, only human being do play ball.
!LOLZ 😂😂
Has a Shakespearean ring to it. Like something out of the first act of Macbeth.
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You are out of jokes for the day!
@samest you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 1 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!
Thanks for the !LOLZ
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Par-mesean
@samest, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (18/10)
Reblogged
And now one !LOLZ for the reblog! Thanks!
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A Praystation 5
@thales7, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (20/10)
Reblogged the post
!DROPLOLZ 2 more for the reblog and tag!
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@theabsolute - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Tagging @mineopoly
Do we have time for jokes?
Depends on your perception of time
My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
Revlogged this post
Tagging @ladyofpolicy ok this one.
Perfect! Thanks for the addtion, reblog, and tag. !DROPLOLZ 8
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@henryglowz - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Reblogged and I'm leaving these two for you guys.
1 - "What did the full glass say to the half empty glass? You look drunk!"
2 - "What did the salt say to the pepper? Catch you in the next seasoning.
You full!!!!!
Answer my three question or suffer the consequences you will:
What is your name good knight?
What is your hollow quest?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I'm the hollowknightgod my good sir, and my quest is but one in the Kingdom of Hive; to enjoy the path itself.
About the airspeed velocity of the swallow... It really doesn't matter as long as two can carry a coconut together.
Ni says you deserve a !BEER
!LOL
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Yes we arson.
@hollowknightgod, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mineopoly
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/4)
View or trade
BEER.Hey @hollowknightgod, here is a little bit of
BEERfrom @mineopoly for you. Enjoy it!Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your
BEER.Have a drop on me for bringing the fun. !DROPLOLZ 4
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@mineopoly - You received a 4.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Have to give you 2 more since my bot will only drop up to 9. !DROPLOLZ 2
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@hollowknightgod - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Very good! We will accept both of them. !DROPLOLZ 9
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@hollowknightgod - You received a 9.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
@stellify bu airdroba mutlaka katılmalısin. Özellikle etiket kısmına
Tamam canim
Thanks for the joke and the tag. !DROPLOLZ 2
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@mecurry - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”She says, “My mom died.” He tell her to go home, but she says, “No, I’ll be fine.” Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?” She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”
Her boss said,
Hahaha... that is great. Too long for our needs, but very funny. !DROPLOLZ 1
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@stellify - You received a 1.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Boy: Why does 80 HD run in our family?
Dad: It won't sit still.
@vikbuddy... try a joke here.
!LOL
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His funnel is tomato
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mineopoly
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)
Nice, we accept it and !DROPLOLZ 7
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@mineopoly - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
He's rolling all over the floor.
Did he catch rabies....?
No,
He caught the R-O- !LOLZ airdrop
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Because he hated capitalism.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mineopoly
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/4)
Cheech looked at Chong and started laughing.
Chong:
Cheech:
It's making me hi.
!LOLZ
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He wanted something *meteor*.
@mineopoly, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)
Can February march?
No, but April may!
@mister-meeseeks
We like it! !DROPLOLZ 7
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@bitpizza - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Why did everyone enjoy being around the volcano?
It’s just so lava-ble.
Re-blogged for awareness! @belhaven14
Thanks, we love it! !DROPLOLZ 7
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@belhaven14 - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Live a stress-free life. More money more problems, no money no problem
LOL 😂😂😂
I've got 3 gold ones!
Very good! We accept all 3! !DROPLOLZ 9
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@lofone - You received a 9.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Need to !DROPLOLZ 8 more since my bot will only drop up to 9 at a time. Thanks again!
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@lofone - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
!LOLZ
WAS IST HIER LOS? 😀
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ERROR: Joke failed.
@dragon-ti, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.
Thanks for the !LOL
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Par-mesean
@dragon-ti, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)
Joke,
Two men stole a calender... they each got six months.
Reblogged
@terrybogan
Awesome! We will accept it !DROPLOLZ 8
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@vcclothing - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Mum said "Donald Trump's vote was sold to buy Shiba"
Thanks for the !LOLZ
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Because he hated capitalism.
@daniella619, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)
Yesterday, mum asked Dad to catch a joke and Dad said
"Where is it falling from?"
We love it! I will !DROPLOLZ 6 to you.
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@daniella619 - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Do you love her?! Kiss her in front of his father holding a gun and ready to shoot
Hahaha. Thanks for the !LOLZ
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Tell a women you love her.
@daniella619, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)
Okay bot
I really appreciate your visit
I have reblogged this post...
My tag is @sissim72
Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 2
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@mad-runner - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Re-blog this post
!LOLZ for the reblog.
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Let that sink in
@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)
If I don’t perfect human cloning, I won’t be able to live with myself.
We love it! !DROPLOLZ 6
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
And this one... !DROPLOLZ 6
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
My fear of moving stairs is escalating.
Thanks for the !LOLZ
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They both measure wait.
@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
People say I’ve got no willpower but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.
I struggle with Roman numerals until I get to 159, then it just CLIX.