Disasters in movies || my local movie review

in Comedy Open Mic2 years ago


Good morning my beloved family on hive ☺️its a beautiful day today and im grateful to God for keeping us alive till this day.


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It is really amazing to see how the world have grown in terms of technology and creativity most specifically in movie scenes. Today we see action movies having a whole lot of impact in acting, also with quality graphics that can make scenes appear like they were happening real.

That is how improved movie scenes are now but they weren't like this some decades ago so today i want to share with us the three funniest disasters that i have seen in my local country movie😅.


Dead and yet breathing

This one is very common in our old local movies back in the days and i have seen too many scenes where someone is being murdered or shot by a gun and then he fell down and died on the floor but when you monitor him carefully you see him chasing flies away from his mouth 😂😆😆😆.. normally nobody wants to die anyways 😆😆😆😆hahaha..


Father christmas or native doctor?

I saw a movie of a native doctor performing rituals inside a shrine and when i looked at the shrine i saw many ritual items and everything was quite okay until i spotted Christmas lights that were used to decorate the shrine 😆😆😆😆😆.... if these movie producers and directors are not afraid of us at least they should please fear God.😆😆


Gun shot

A 2004 movie i saw back some years ago, an assassin attacked a man with a short gun and shot the man on the leg and ran away but the man fell to the floor holding his chest and screaming for help😆😆 luckily for him he was quickly rushed to the hospital and the next thing i saw was bandage on his head 🤕😆😆😆hahaha...... This people will not kill us. From leg the bullet climbed to his and all of a sudden the doctor saw it in his head.. God abeg😆😆😆..

I am happy to see the our movie industry have really grown up to meet up quality scenes and fabulous story lines today. But if you wat to crack your ribs then go and make a review of my local movie from the year 2003 and below then come back here and laugh😆😆😆😆.. thanks so much for reading through and your endless support guys do have a happy day.🥰. Snazzy Ankara.

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Oh hell! That's a whole lot of emojis you have on this post 😬

You should reduce the use of them, they don't add anything to the post anyways.

I've seen a lot Nigerian movies and even made a comedy post about a few I've noticed about their unprofessionalism

I totally agree with you on all of them especially the first and the last ones 😅

Seem like they are acting the movie for little kids to see, too bad.

I'm glad the story has changed, they are way better now and I do enjoy seeing a few of their movies now until before.

Hahaha.. okay thank you for that wonderful advice @merit.ahama just that emojis are part of me and most especially to express myself 😆😆.

Seem like they are acting the movie for little kids to see, too bad.

Haha.. yeah it was just unprofessionalism like you've said and im sure if those producers should go back to see those movies they will also laugh at themselves 😆😆

Haha I understand how using emojis makes one feel, just try to minimize the usage 🙂

I really do hope they don't go back to see the movies they produced back then, it will put a threat to their self esteem... Lol

Well, seems you and him almost used to watch the same Nigerian movies 😂😂😂😂 cuz it's almost identical to your own post...I must say you both make a really good match in terms of sense of humor

What is he saying?
And how did he get here? 🙄

I thought he said he's resting 😕

Who's he?
I think he signed to join hive

You were the one opting to rest ...weren't you???

He is you 😂😂🤣

You asked me to go and rest without asking if I wanted to.

And that was after I told you to rest in peace... So even spirits have short memory 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

@chincoculbert haha omor una funny o😆😂 so you guys have been resting 😆😆 only God understands the Situation here tho😆

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😂😂😂😂..

We're already used to it, thank God for technological advancement and the improvement it has brought to movies... doesn't change the fact that we're still backwards..I watched a Nigerian action movie and I could tell the flying blood was tasty time 😂😂😂
When will we learn?

I watched a Nigerian action movie and I could tell the flying blood was tasty time.

😆😆 I've always known you were a comedian @chincoculbert 😆😂😆 well we are actually learning, i mean considering the current movie scenes of today in comparing with that of two decades ago😆