HA! I got that last one at least, seems like I'm learning already lol..
You probably remember the Andalusian part of Spain (assuming you went here too lol) people are so lazy speaking Spanish as well. Not that they speak slowly but they just swallow part of the words so it seems.
'Ta luego instead of hasta luego
¡Vuelvo enseguida!
Oh, man! I'd be deep dung fer'sher mmkay if I was there. Reaching for my translator, get a few clicks in and everyone's ~poof!
:Crickets: