Gonna look up that phrase to add it to the ol' references dictionary. I try not to hurt people. However, sometimes things like that are inevitable. And life is full of those choices.
And yep, I can vamp ya!
Good that way I can use the internet. For some reason the provider is only letting us have connection at night.
Once you're vamperised the interwebs will be yours to command.
Oh, my lawd! Do I get command over the weebs and other nice stuff? Can I have an army of mindless servants? But please, don't make them Government clerks! 🤣
Mindless servants and government clerks are synonymous.
Damn! Well, at least with my mind control I can make them work better. Can you believe my grandma had to get a new ID because her had expired and she had to spend the whole morning until noon in a line for that. She's 86! People who pass 60 should get a kind of last ID that doesn't expire.
On the other hand, I can make the clerks suffer in true Vampiric Overlord fashion.
Yeah, I hear that sort of stuff here too. It's crazy.
Crazy stuff all around the globe.
Yes...It's a little confronting to see some of the nutbaggery here. Unexpected. It'll get worse though, not better.