okay first off, i saw your comment about my post format and thought, who the fuck is this tryhard, nah just kidding but i like to check on posts of people that engage and don't already have a high rep from abusing bid bots pre EIP.
I have to say tho, I'm glad I did cause this was one of the funniest posts I've read in a while. like seriously. reminded me a bit about @trafalgar's posts back in the day.
Few things I wanted to mention
get some pics from Unsplash and scatter it throughout your posts like there's no tomorrow.
you missed the opportunity to say "splash them all over your posts" but not sure if that's that common in English as it's like my 4th language.
Ensure you give curators the maximum amount of workload by using #ocd #posh on posts
LOL, we literally had to give up curating ocd tags so thankfully there are communities now.
Anyway, next how to post you could mention engagement cause that's what made this post not end up at 0$ rewards probably and you got yourself a new follower that won't just give it a 10% vote and reblog to get other suckers to vote after so he can maximize curation rewards.
Haha, it was just a random act of kindness. Damn, whichever way you put it this sounds condescending doesn't it.
a random act of kindness totally engineered to get your attention to my 0.00 post
Cough.
Thanks a lot, it does look like I plagiarized one of traf's drafts, he used to talk a lot about mothers too. gets flashback of cheetah
Goddamn it, how did I miss this. You just formatted my post. Touche.
English is your 4th language and you speak so well? Is your 1st language used to speak to Gods?
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Yep, next how-to advice: spam "please upvote, follow for follow" on trending posts. Keep a minimum goal of 69 comments per day.
Now eat up that curation.