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Ahahahahaha. I did NOT deflower. I may or may not have had sex, but I didn't deflower.

Bangs down the gavel, or as I call it the cute little hammer...

Case closed your honour!

yup bang to rights. The judge and jury are having none of this flimsy waffle excuses GUILTY!!! haha

I'm glad you weren't in the Centurion's Mast.

Ah you read 'between' the lines too huh? :D