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Sorry, I don't sell my recycling - reinventing it is far more profitable. Joking! (too obvious?! :D)

Fair enough, I will have to recycle one of mine then.

And not too obvious, you never know which Jaynie got out of bed today - coulda been fireworks :P

Every day is a surprise for me too, but hey - variety is the spice of life. Got to shake shit up in this space!