...And now it all becomes clear.
I've been travelling the world in search of enlightenment but never thought to go to Melbourne to seek it...Low and behold, there it was...Only 7 hours drive from where I've lived out my life in clulessness.
I have sought the knowledge you speak of here, have consulted the Oracle and been unable to find the truth of it...But now my search has ended. I finally understand the origin of the ultimate relationship test...It doesn't help me with the flat pack assembly...But sometimes wisdom is good to have, just for the sake of it.