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RE: Now Where Was I

in #life3 years ago (edited)

I had a smile throughout, but finally cracked at

I came to find out later they were both lesbians so at least it wasn't gay, but I still find this stuff difficult to talk about, even though it has been two full months since my fifth and final escape attempt.

That was a nice comeback, and as you have likely seen we have rolled out a rather red carpet. I'm hoping this is a sign for a change in fortunes.

Welcome back!

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That was main punchline I started with, then worked my way back, trying to figure out how to get there. Sometimes I get a little carried away I guess.

And 1700 words or so later, you made it.

I'd love one of those vans, minus the big guys and the dildo.

Added four more words to give this post a nice symbolic 2020. A little much by today's standards around here? I hope not...

Those vans though! Totally awesome! A bit of a rough ride but you get used to the dildo eventually.

A solid x4 the average at least, probably more.

ha :) I shall take your words on this matter!

I really doubt this joke would work split up into a four part mini series. Enough in one story for a full set on an open mic though. Maybe it's time to take this show on the road...? Nope, can't, world ended, damn.