"There's more money in pussy than there is in cans, asshole!"
That is probably true but I also feel like there's definitely more money in asshole than there is in pussy (it is dryer, after all) so who really came out on top in that in that exchange?
Also, I think Spiderman might be on drugs because he seems to have melted into the abyss. Maybe we should have an intervention when he reconstitutes back into reality.
Wait, no, I think he meant pussy, not pussy. As in cats, and how much money you can make finding cats. I'm hope that's what he meant! I've based my entire existence around these concepts. The carry kennels are in the mail, stopped at the border, ffs!
You're probably right. I tend to go straight to filth. I overheard my boss saying he likes to suck the bones the other day so I thought "hey this might be an easy way to get a day off." You can imagine my embarrassment when I sauntered into his office without pants only to find him finishing off his order of bbq ribs.
...and why to they always have to get the police involved...
Well you know how it is, everyone's got to be a joyless Keren these days.