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Haha, you get a lot of that here but with the footy. Big bellied mofos knocking back the Guiness saying they had a trial for Rangers/Celtic when they were twelve and everyone oohing and aahhhing. You think, did you fuck and what happened??

But the trails were on up in the top field. Everybody could have went. Jimmy the limp, Timmy with the lazy eye. Fat Johnny. They were all rejected but yet they still got a trial. It's like someone getting laughed off stage in the x factor and telling everyone they got to the final.

It's like someone getting laughed off stage in the x factor and telling everyone they got to the final

It's totally like that. I was in a banner and it's like making out I was in U2 or something, lol