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I would sponsor your volunteeringness for it! I can think if no better chronicler of mountains!

I will get a GoFundMe started then.

YEah, it will go viral. Hell, Elon might just take you up in his rocket ship for free. That might be a euphemism. I am undecided.

Oh my gosh, a free rocketship ride from Elon Musk? Sign me up for whatever that means, right now!

Prepare yourself to be taken right up the red planet!!!

We're gonna do it Martian style!!

Red and musty and a whole lotta dusty!!