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I wish they would lay me off, at least on the furlough garden leave style thing like everyone else is getting. I'm bored of working from home!

I don't get to work from home. I can't imagine getting bored of it, but, hey, the grass is always greener on the other side, isn't it... I mean look... We are thinking it would be just dandy to collect unemployment and be free of work... when in reality. Oh, no... that is the reality.

Life sucks when you are the only one you know not collecting. :)

It does, everyone I know is getting paid for nothing! Damn their very eyes!