What kind of parent would actually select a place like that to have a birthday party in?? Either they own it or the Pig Lady is their relative! I am amazed that they let those places open already.
Ewww, the snotty, germ-laden goobers that they carry around. You got to eat cake while they were running from the plague?
Don't forget the skewers!
I am kinda amazed that these places are allowed to be open now. Actually, not amazed, horrified! Thankfully it was quiet they said. Total shit place for a birthday party though. Whatever happened to cool parties at home!!?