I made a flubbery-bubbery noise
You do this too?
So, clearly you're doing the right thing Boomdawg, I mean who wouldn't want to be as smooth as a babies bum for the laydeez these days...Leonardo DiCaprio style.
Of course, what you didn't write about here was the manscaping you are no-doubt also doing, down there...For the laydeez mate.
It's my favourite noise!
Gotta keep it smooth for the laydeez and of course, the manscaping is another story entirely! Perhaps one best kept off-chain ... LOL!
Maybe someone should start a XXX Community here...I'm sure your Manscaping: How to post would be right at home in that community.
I can imagine that community being a black hole for ALL of the votes! There would be none left for non xxx posts!
I thought there was an XXX Community? You didn't get invited @galenkp or @meesterboom?
Aw shucks. I know I didn't, otherwise my breests would be all over it!!! :0D
Haha! :) Of course, they would have. What was I thinking!
It's like an ineffable law or something. This universe demands a lot of me and I can't help but give give give!!
I must have missed that memo.
Understandable with all the comments you have to sift through....
Cheek spreading isn't my thing either...
Yeah, quite probably.