Pressing "F" To pay respect for poor bamboo - This is hilarious, Extra points and No rick for This amazing Storytelling skills of yours.
The Good Lady reached out and pressed a hand on my shoulder as if checking to see if I was medium or medium-rare
Haha i was expecting she's going to blow your head off but than i realised she's Good Lady.
F it is!
She is indeed a good lady! Thankfully she has not suffered the same fate of the bamboo!