Ha,ha,ha,ha, ha,ha, ,It's a children's party, ha ha ha, so I guess that pig was human, well, yes because he spoke to you, ha ha, apples should be placed on the pig's head, ha ha ha, that's it custom in some countries when making a meal called suckling pig and it is very, very full of fat, the good lady has a lot of patience with you, thank God you left them there, I imagine the good lady making the face of few friends looking at you at the the birthday party
They all had a great time and I am glad I didn't have to go in and suffer it, lol!