Chicken Snake Rider, killing all he spies.
CHICKEN SNAKE RIDER!
I made a whooshing noise as I whipped Chicken Snake Rider back and forth in front of the Little Boom who despite being almost three-years-old still seemed to appreciate my daft games.
If it wasn't immediately apparent, Chicken Snake Rider was a toy chicken who I perched on the back of a rubber snake before whooshing him about the sky singing the Chicken Snake Rider song to entertain the Little Boom.
It was most categorically not some sordid sex toy made out of two raw chicken breasts, some hand soap and elastic bands.
Oh, I know. The pedants among you might think it should be Chicken, Snake Rider. But I shit on pedants with my brothy beef-eye so nyah.
Daddy, Mr Dinosaur is in trouble?
The Little Boom pointed urgently at a small table nearby. Horrifyingly, he was right. Mr Dinosaur was hanging precariously from the edge of the table mere moments from certain death
Mr Dinosaur is in trouble, little man. You are right. What are we going to do?!
I looked around me frantically.
It seemed hopeless for Mr Dinosaur. Almost as if he was being pushed by a little hand he seemed to inch ever closer to the edge of the precipice that was the small table.
Daddy!? Daddy, help!! Someone must help him?!
The Little Boom was becoming frantic as Mr Dinosaur slowly began to topple over the edge.
I held a hand to my mouth in horror at the unfolding tragedy.
Nooooooooooo!!!!!
The Little Boom cried out as Mr Dinosaur tipped forward.
Chicken Snake Rider, killing all he spies.
CHICKEN SNAKE RIDER!
As if from nowhere, Chicken Snake Rider came roaring to the rescue held aloft solely by the power of my hand. Chicken pulled up next to Mr Dinosaur and heroically dragged him back from the precipice.
Myself and the Little Boom breathed a sigh of relief.
All was well with the world.
There was a chuckle from behind me.
Oh, Daddy-Bear. He does love your 'Chicken Snake Rider' games.
It was the Good Lady, a smile on her face as she watched us play.
Just doin my job ma'am.
I winked heroically at the Good Lady.
You know though, there is only one small problem?
The Good Lady giggled slightly and pointed at Chicken Snake Rider.
What? What problem?
I gave the Good Lady a hard stare as if she had washed off her make up before coming to bed again.
Well...
The Good Lady pointed at Chicken of Chicken Snake Rider fame.
The chicken you are playing with. You do know it's a duck, don't you?
She laughed as if destroying happiness was her new thing.
I looked down at Chicken. Damn. She was right, actually. He was a duck.
Shaking my head at her, I put Chicken Snake Rider down and gave the Good Lady a reproachful look.
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Pity everyone has to be a stickler for the details lol.
I know, where did all the fun go from these people's lives!!
The constant in most of your posts , is that the good lady is right in everything, she seems to have more fun than you with your occurrences, you are a lucky man to have the good lady by your side.
Happy Sunday and keep having fun, but look carefully that a chicken is not a duck ,but imagination also counts :)
I have my eye on them chickens from now on!!
Happy Sunday to you too matey!
Your misses must think she has 3 kids Haha
Well, I do call her mummy-bear.. 🤣🤣🤣
That's what mine call me, yeah my hubby can act like a child sometimes Haha
That's why you love us!! ;0)
That's a new one 😂😂
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Brutal!
Snake, Duck Rider? It's not really got the same ring, or taste. I vote for the chicken!
It's always such a shame when chicks wash their make up off. You are like aw lolz!!
Everyone votes for chicken, fuck the ducks!!
Maybe it is a trans-species duck, waiting for surgery to become a chicken. Which has been prosponed due to some current affairs. (Cannot even write the word anymore.)
Or it is an undercover chicken, looking like a duck. In case your son would ask. Probably easier to sell in line with the task of a true hero. (In the meantime buy a toy chicken, of about the same size, plus a phonebooth, so he can change like superman.)
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I think you could be right. It is an undercover chicken. That's why I read so easily fooled!!
Don't mention current affairs!! :0D
I reckon it's an undercover chicken and that works explain why it had me do easily fooled!!
I might start a range of the damn things. This could be it, maybe I could sell them as NFTs!! :0D
Duckman, the undercover Snake riding secret agent Chicken! 😄👌
And then there is of course the flying Ranger Mouse, an undercover secret agent Elephant.
There should be a complete range of them! People would want the whole set in NFTs, but it will be hard to complete them. As Jerry the Spermwhale, disguised as Bruno the Fire Spitting Ant, is extremely rare. Only 7 excist.
Yes, dont mention the current affairs! Like Harry Potter did not mention the name of Voldemort (whoops). And Basil Fawlty did not mention zee war. 😁
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If we don't mention them they might not happen!
I can see this NFT thing growing arms and legs. In a good selling way!!
So make animals riding animals and all of them undercover!!
Well then, using the legendary words of JLP, I'd say: "Make it so!" 🤑👍
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Did someone say...
!ENGAGE 30 !
Hahaha, thanks! 😁
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ENGAGEtokens.Well. At least chickensnakerider saved the dino before he was outed.
You are sure it was a snake?
I hope it was a snake... Gulp!!!
Awkward moment ahead for the little boom.
That could make his chicken/duck issues look modest.
Reminds me of a verse from an old blues song:
Mamma bought a chicken, thought it was a duck
put it on the table with it's legs facing up.
So the littleboom needn't be the only one with chicken/duck issues.
That sounds like a cool song!
I hope we never end up in a confusing upended duck situation!!
I know. That's the precise reason I buy my chickens pre pieced.
I do the same actually because theey are so slimy and disgusting!
Hahahaha. I smiled reading this, a duck or a chicken, it's still some sort of mini representation to what dinosaurs used to be. It's always so cute reading about parents enjoying their time with their kid. How's the knee?
I am walking without my stick now. Reports of my decent into ancientness were greatly exaggerated.
I am hoping in a few days I might not even have a limp!! :0)
Awesome! All that beer worked its magic!
That's exactly what I am putting my recovery down to!! ;0)
P. S. Some ENGAGE magic to speed up the healing process lol
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You cannot sent token to yourself.
hello dear friend @meesterboom good morning
Because our women insist on ruining our fun day, they always find the fifth leg of the cat.
What does it matter if it was a chicken or a duck, the important thing is that it has saved the life of mr dinosaur and kept the juniors boom entertained
Women don't understand us
have a wonderful day dear friend
Hola @jlufer!!
Haha, you have it exactly right. They don't understand at all.
I like that fifth leg on a cat line!! Hehe
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ENGAGEtokens.Sounds like an epic adventure 😆
Though I’m not sure how you mistook the duck for a chicken? Ahh well duck snake rider doesn’t quite have the same ring to it 😆
It's yellow and birdlike!! Hence chicken!!! I must have missed the webbed feet though. :0D
Duck snake rider doesn't have the same ring to it. Leave it as chicken and hope little Boom doesn't grow up with chicken/duck issues that come back to haunt him later in life.
I tried with duck but the song was ruined. So chicken snake rider it remains!! Hopefully he won't be in therapy saying his father lied to him from the very beginning!! :0D
Lol...Or arguing with the waiter at the Chinese restaurant when his Peking duck turns up...
Little Boom: That's a chicken y'all.
Waiter: WTF!
Haha, that would be the best way to start a fight in a Chinese!! Give me my Duck!!! ... IT IS A DUCK!!! Hahahaha!!!
I reckon this is going to happen. I had a premonition...Like Nostradamus.
Good old Nostradamus, he knew!!!
I will make it happen, I will start switching all sorts of things up in his life and he won't know whether he is coming or going, lol
Poor little Boom is going to be one confused fella.
If reality does not conform to such an epic theme song, it is reality which must be in error.
These are some of the wisest words ever to be placed into a sentence!!
Conform reality, conform!! :0D
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