All this HardFork is no use.
The Bear-Man grinned lecherously at me as I entered his shadowy cave of a shop.
I beg your pardon?
I said in my sophisticated voice which is the one that sounds as if I have never had a wet fart at the family Christmas Dinner.
Truth be told, I had not expected the HardFork to have such far reaching effects as for bearded normies to be talking about it in beer shops.
Aye, I mean who actually wants it?
He looked at me with a hint of accusation as if he thought I were one of the nefarious whales controlling the world from behind the scenes. Perhaps he worried I would shadowban him?
Well, lots of people seem to be in favour of it?
I said with a tinge of uncertainty
Aye, nutters.
Said the Bear-Man with a grim satisfaction, folding his beefy trunk-like arms across his chest.
Well, it's not till Tuesday at least. I suppose we can just wait and see.
The Bear-Man looked perplexed as if he had woken up on a boat with an Abyssinian Sand Terrier.
Don't matter what day it is, no day is a good day for HardFork.
He grunted in his obtusely thick accent.
Yeah, I suppose.
I found myself nodding in agreement.
We should try to be optimistic though, at least until we see the changes first hand.
I said brightly.
What changes?
Grumbled the Bear-Man, his brows folding down like an abstract form of hairy Origami.
The changes... You know, from the HardFork?
I said politely as if he weren't a big buffoon.
What the fuck's a Hard Fork?
He bellowed.
What we were talking about, you know, before?
I backed up slightly as he flailed his brutish arms to the sides in confusion.
My hand reached out and grabbed a bottle from a nearby shelf to use as a weapon. It wouldn't be the first time I had sought to defend myself in here although normally it was from the terror of errant penises.
I said HARD WORK?
He said with a profound bafflement.
Oh, hard work. Right. Ahem. Yes, it's an awful thing.
I put the bottle on the counter for him to ring up on the till and tried to pretend that the last five minutes hadn't just happened.
And more !BEER
Did I hear someone call my name?
Hey, that's my name! Or is it !BOOM
You're a class of your own man.
And have the right to change your accountname (or open an extra one) in ... @meesterbeer or @masterbeer (not to be confused with @mastur.... , well you got the point I guess)
Hhhahahahahahaha, I am steering clear of that last one!! :OD
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Hard Work... I wouldn't know it if it slapped me in the face and took half my post rewards away.
Anyway, !BEER !
I would like to think that I wouldn't know it anymore either!!! Haha!;0D
!BEER
Did it work? Had the beer system gone terribly wrong?
@meesterboom Hello dear friend, the changes are just around the corner, there is very little left, a day of beer, a hangover and we are there. the heat that is taken on the "HardFork" the Argentine glaciers melt.
I wish you a happy rest
That is exactly my schedule for it!! The form times are coming!!
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I think I might've been struck mute if the bear man knew what a hardfork was!! 😝
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Me too, I don't think anyone I physically know in Glasgow does!!! :0)
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lol! that Bear Man is a classic! I hope he stays in business forever!
So do I or I am goosed!!!
lol! yes, besides finding another good shop, you could never replace such a postable character!
Very true, if the steem price picks up I will have to pay him!
I'd love to hear about his reaction when you tell him that he's known all over the world! lol.