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If it ain't broke don't try and fix it... Vinegar stroke is a keeper.

Could you imagine when he retires...They announce you as his successor and you have to shadow him for a few months to get El-Jefeyerised. Oh the horror.

Maybe he was a cheeky young jimp like me once, full of lightness and joy but the job hammered it all out of him!

Nah, he's probably always been a todger!

I'm going to run with always a todger.

Me too!! Holy God I'm drunk as F

Lol...

Rule number 5: Never hive when fucking pissed.

Lol, I know! At least I never posted!

Lol...Small mercies.

You feeling a bit dusty this morning brother?