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Yes. Let me know when you have purchased your 80-inch TV, so I can go to the store and purchase one with 81 inches.

But didn't you know that my 80 incher is extendable?

Duh! Mine's extendable too! And it comes with a lifetime supply of free screen protectors!

Mine has a camera on the back!!

Psshhh. Mine unfolds into a gigantic virtual reality bounce castle with bottomless chips and salsa and beer drinking fountains.