Lol, ooh man, thats an awesome tale for them to have. The Good Lady actually gave me a scar on my leg from giving me a student hot water bottle back in the day which was a glass bottle filled with boiling water with a thick sock around it. She thought she was doing me a favour on a cold night sticking it in the bed with a drunk me. I of course sensed the heat and leaned my leg on it for ages. Didnt notice till I saw the gigantic water blister the next day! Took months to heal and now I have a white flimsy piece of scar tissue on my leg.

Defo not dislocated, I did that before and think I might recognise it!