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It's worse when you peel the corner off then realize. And now every time you look at your screen, you're reminded of how things don't always go our way. So maybe it can be considered, motivating.

A demotivating motivator.

A lesson not to ever attempt anything.

Our a person in eternal regret. I bloody hate those ones!

Luckily, I survived the incident. And rather than giving up, next time I'll hire a scientist, or least someone who knows things about screens. Need a job?

Scientists are the best, I had one replace my window with a two way transporter in which the other end was in the Sahara. Boom, no more heating bills in the winter for me!

Why didn't they just dig a deep hole under your house? Heat rises ya know and it's so hot there even rocks are liquid. And if everyone did that, we wouldn't even have cold winters anymore. And the sahara could be a big ocean of liquid rock. Which would require even less energy to heat your house to the point it bursts in flames. So maybe don't do that.

But you can't dig that deep out you will fall through. That's what science says. Or at least that's what science didn't want you to know. It's flat man. It's not even that thick. Though or forty feet down and you are a gonner. Falling through space forever.

Except space isn't real either. NASA is lying to us.

So you're telling me I don't need a rocket. All I need is a shovel to get to mars?

Fun Fact: I look like Mars

Not so fun fact: Scientist are the only people who are smart enough to be able to blow up the entire planet disc.