Is it not true that there are more distilleries than actual Scots?
I've been to dozens over the years but I can never work out where the small independents actually sell their Whisky other than in their on site shops or those god awful Scottish equivalents of the tourist shops that just sell flags, stickers, kilts, shortbread and miniatures.
Do your local off licenses carry a much bigger range than their southern counterparts?
In 55 years, I've also never seen or heard of a white peacock. Are you sure it wasn't a turkey with some dyed feathers stuck in its arse? I have a feeling your missus has knobbed you off there mate!
This is indeed one of the ancient truths.
It is a strange one, they have single malts that I have never seen for sale in real shops anywhere else so I am not sure where they market their stuff unless they send it all overseas.
I fucking hate those tartan tat shops. I mean they are the twee'est things ever. I think that if you have been bad and die that is where you end up, serving tourists in a tartan tat shop. Lol!!
I had never heard of such a thing either. Maybe they are new? Genetically modified or something!!