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That's how they say Cooper here idnt'it? And every statement ends with a question mark dutn'it?

I'll send some friends I have in England to visit you with proper instruction, eh.

Shoooot.

Don't annunciation your R's, they're W's like we don't drive cars, we drive caws. Farts are fawts. No hard vowels, either, they're all soft now so vote is vut, eight is ehht. And free isn't a value, it's between two and four and when you say bye, raise your voice several octaves and repeat it an obnoxious number of times like byyye k-byeee byyeeee b-byye byeeee.

Now, I do hope you're working on the correct English accent. That's also a thing. Btw, since you're not that far away, why are you not visiting @meesterboom? Scotland looks far more interesting than England, but that could just be my personal background bias.

I kinda mentioned it to him the time we went to Glasgow but I think that was one of the however many times he's had covid. No vaccine - no covid. Yes vaccine - get covid a half dozen times.

Our days are numbered here—12. We've been able to visit several countries this time around but fuckin russia yata yata, asylum seekers, etcetera and DanDays Indefinite Leave to Remain was rejected even though his wife's a British National. Nah I'm not bitter at all.

We've now travelived through Brexit, covid, and now the war. Yeah, we're over it.. "Uncle!"

Hello. = }

That's almost enough there for a post! Rejection due to Americanism. Now if you were Canadian.....

I try to avoid posting when I don't have anything nice to say.