Seriously dude, don't be serious. I have a mission for you. Create an actual madness sign. Straight up write "Madness" on some cardboard then glue that shit onto a stick. Then go walking around telling people, "This is a sign of madness." Make sure you record it. This is going viral.

But if you don't want to. That's probably the better decision. I probably shouldn't be giving advice right now anyway.