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Then if you did that, all is well.

I'll be keeping my eyes on you though, mister

They all laughed pretty hard. So I did this post to prove I did Nothing. You can quit staring at my ass though. Or at least look away when I catch you, like a normal human.

There is nothing here. I am done

Thanks for finishing nothing today.

It troubles me slightly to say it but I was actually doing nothing earlier.

And you got nothing in return?

Don't worry, nothing isn't always something.