It is not just any multi tool, for Pete's sake! This is a work of muscular art. It has male stamina written all over it.
"What can it do what any other multi tool cannot?", She will ask. And then you just shake your head and mumble "Ach, ach, ach, lass, ach, ach, ach, just hold it, grab it, feel it and you will know."
Using this and never ever viagra would have even be invented!
No Sir, no need for that when a man has had this kind of thing in his hands.
Oh, and a happy birthday mate, may at least as many more follow!
Cheers! 🍻
Hehe, cheers mate!
That's the very fellow, only in silver. It reeks of mannity!! It doesn't even do as much as some multi-tools but it has grabbed my man heart by the Humphreys!!
And it's only 80 euro this one! 😎👌
With looks like this, it does not have to do as much as the others!
Now, all of a sudden I crave for a strong beer. 🍺
Ah what the heck, it is still weekend, to life!
It still is the weekend. That makes it ok to crack open a frosty devil!! :0D
It a total bargain. Although they have done that cheaty thing they do with the prices if it is 80 euros because it is also 80 pounds!! Cheeky monkeys!
Them bastards! Just spotted the Coyote on Amazon, that is more of a tough looker than the silver one. And you are right, they do the 'same price' in Pound as in Euro. 🤔
The coyote looks like it bites!!
. Yeah, that price thing has almost put me off slightly. Chancing bastards. I am not an apple fan by any means but they do the same and it sucks ass!!
Had a look at the knive too, same bitefull style, less costly, can take a beercap off! Now that had almost buy it right away, hahaha. Like the skeletool theme a lot. And the Coyote style makes it near perfect.
Now, how do I sell it here as a bare necessity... 🤔
"Hon, I really need this coz..."
Well, I'll buy it at Amazon, of course, pay for it with Cryptos, using Bitrefill, that might sell it. 😄
Nope, she knows me way too well. And it is not my birthday yet. 🥴
It's when you think you can buy it with the old crypto then suddenly everything seems possible!!
That selling it to the missus though, it's always the hard bit. They have other things in mind, like curtains or carpets sigh
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Autocorrect, man's benefactor and greatest enemy! ;0)