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With this guide, I can't believe you are not a millionaire already!

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Hive-Engine tokens means that now, anyone can be a millionaire! lol

It is simple. If buy 1000 dogecoins and wait for the price to reach $1000 and I am a millionaire.

It took a few years for Bitcoin to get there and even less for ethereum to get there. Once Dogecoin is worth $1000 I will be rich. It literally can not go tits up.

Wait, even better, Hive-Engine has coins that are worth less than a hundredth of a cent. If only they could reach $1 I would be filth rich.

It literally cannot fail. Literally!!!

I laugh though as it does seem reminiscent of my early trading strategy back in the Steem days of buying all the shitcoins that were worth fractions of a cent by the thousands. Whatdya know, in the bull run I was suddenly flooded with profit!

My 1500 DOGE eagerly await the coming of the new sun!

I was also naive at the beginning. I have made a lot of money but also lost a lot of money gambling on shitcoins and leverage.

Seriously talking. As I grew older I grew averse to risk. I am investing mostly in government issued treasury bonds, partially in private bonds, and tipping my toes in DeFi protocols that yield.

Buying and forgetting is not a strategy I like anymore. If I have 1 Bitcoin it will always be 1 Bitcoin.

I like Hive, as an example of DeFi, because regardless of the price, if I leave 1000 Hive here in 1 year it will be idk 1020 Hive (I don’t remember exactly how much it yields)

HBD is another thing I like to invest in. 10% yield a month on a dollar backed investment? Sweet!

I want my money to work for me, not to be stagnant. Even if Bitcoin can value more than Hive I prefer something that yields more of it because compound interest is magic.

I am just not investing because my laptop broke and I am gonna have to spend a shit ton of money to fix it (everything was encrypted so data recovery is expensive). If I had money to spare you would see my HBD savings increasing month after month.

I have found myself going down the same route when it comes to Crypto at least. No longer am I happy to carry bags for years. Instead I have done the DeFi yield farming thing and am plugging away at getting some of that HBD interest action too!

Sorry to hear about your laptop man!! I hate that shit when it happens as it costs a lot and when it comes from nowhere it knocks you sideways!

hours my friend ... hours.

You are welcome dear! You are right, the wonders above shall work within mere days to attain you those heady heights that you seek!

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