Haha the ending was stellar.

I don't know why I keep admitting stuff like this on the Blockchain but it must be said that as a good lady of Hive, I also pee in the shower. It all goes down the same pipes in the end..wasn't it George Costanza in Seinfeld that said that when he got caught peeing in the gym showers?

As for replacement swear words, I think I just stuck to shivers, until after a while I gave up, and my son just had to deal with the fact his mother was a pirate.