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The Audi of multi-tools it is. Everything else is but a mere shadow of them. Including the fucking donkey of a multi-tool I am not the proud owner of!

So what you have is the 'rusty Lada' of multi-tools, or simply a Vauxhall Corsa? Cheap but does the job...

I don't even know if it will do the job. I think I could make a better one out of plasticine. It's becoming quite difficult to maintain my fake appreciative smile!

use the knife and what u learned from heath ledgers batman ... jussayin

It's as sharp as jelly. I have no chance!

This is like when someone gives you a knockoff DVD from Asylum Films or some other mockbuster instead of the proper movie thinking they are the same thing. Unconscionable. Inexcusable.

It's like one of those bootleg DVDs that have been filled with a camcorder!!

Haha, I'm getting the picture!

I don't know what your equivalent brands are in the UK, but if you love your kids, you give them Crayola crayons, not Rose Art. You get proper LEGO, not Mega Blox, and definitely not "Best Lock" or some no-name imitator made from Chinesium. This is the same principle!

hehehehe, chinesium XD