hahaa precisely why I will always be a meat eater. If it so happens that I am stuck out in the field with a bunch of mad cows I want them to know without a doubt that I will eat them! I did in my youth, get chased up an apple tree with my friend. We were to scared to come down and all the cows gathered under the shade of the tree. We didn't come down till close to supper time and we got in a fair bit of trouble when we finally got home.
Bloody cows!! Chasing people up trees is not on!!
I kept thinking, of only I had a blade but then again it would have to be a bloody big blade against a cow!!
So, yes. The best place for a mad rampaging cow is on the plate. It is settled 🤣