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I live by bribes. It makes life so much easier!

Dem trolls, they ain't getting outdoors for no one!

Maybe if we banned them from the Internet they'd be driven out by sheer boredom!

But they can't type outside!! They would melt!! Like a vampire in the sun!

But it won't matter if they can't get online anyway! Maybe we could dangle a functional modem on some fishing line, and use the old carrot for the mule trick!

Hahahaha!! A modem on a stick. I can actually see it in my mind eye!!

Tell us how many you bribe to get moving.... ;), I need some additional skills for where I am.

Just use chocolate, they'll walk for miles 🤣

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Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

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What's your strategy for the sugar come down effects after said chocolate?

They've had loads of exercise outdoors, so all they do is sleep 🤣 Everyone wins!

My next question is, how many children have you tested this on? I need to know the percentage of effectiveness.

Not too many, but kids who have run around a lot are usually pretty happy to settle down 😂

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If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

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So you aren't the Candyman then? I feel relieved now. 😅