Being a delicate little petal I am constantly feeling offended.
So that other people can share my existential angst I have decided to have a contest to see who can post the most offensive comment on this post. The more offensive the comment the bigger the upvote. The winner will get a special extra - along with an upvote they will get a bonus ugly tranny picture.
No, bugger it, everyone who comments can have an ugly tranny picture, and the winner can choose to be offended by an extra picture of any subject of their choice...
Some people are offended by my art - this is a picture of a satanic skateboarder jerking himself off in his pocket while fantasizing about some giant pink boobs with nipples like little red ballsacks sprouting droopy dicks. If you see anything other than that you are a sick pervert.
But enough about you wankers - lets talk about me - five things I am offended by:
VEGANS
Vegans are such a bunch of self righteous twats, they make me want to kick them in the nuts. (Do they even have nuts?)
MASKTARDS
Anyone who wears a muzzle is so fucking retarded I want to fling shit at them
VAXTURDS
Which brings me to vaxtards. Actually they are even worse than masktards, so I'll call them VAXTURDS (turd is a special bonus level for beyond retarded)
TRANNYS
Why are these perverts being put into positions of power? Is there a strange agenda going on here? No, it is perfectly normal for men in drag to be in charge of society... Yeah right, fuck off libtards.
THE ROYAL FAMILY
That bunch of adrenochrome guzzling inbred pedophiles keep staring at me from the covers of magazines every time I go to the supermarket. One of the evil old fucks has just carked it. Good job! Time the rest did too, especially the old queen bitch that the subservient classes all like to worship.
And that is five to get things warmed up. I have plenty more but that will do for now. Time for some comments now - let's see what you can do.
If none of you lazy cunts bother to post any replies I will just post a bunch of offensive comments myself and give them all big self upvotes, declare myself the winner, then suck myself off and post selfies.
This is a picture of a dog pissing in the street while two bondage fetishists on psychedelic drugs engage in ritualistic dancing before slicing off each others genitalia and making a street mural from it.
You have a strange fascination about trannies. You weirdo, :-)
I always wonder how they tuck their cocks...
Go to Thailand, they will show you how.
What a sweet looking "thing" lol
don't get overexcited
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Awww is someone afraid of the big, bad Global Commie Pedo New World Order? Pucker up buttercup.
Bill would have made a great first lady, his dick wouldn't have stuck out as much as Michael's...
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I just died a little. Take this!
Nice pubes - here is your free tranny pic and a big sweaty upvote
LMFAO
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BAHAHAHA Kinda looks like a turd
The spice girls were such pretty boys...
No transvestigation passes on these guys either!
LOL
You just took the icing off that cherry
Well, it is not that eas to offend a sick fuck like you... let's see...
I tried to think of something witty to say, but now that I think about Manboobs+Nutella I cant think of anything else.
YOU HAVE NOT WON THE CONTEST... YOU HAVE COME UP SHORT, BUT NEVER MIND, NEXT TIME PUT MORE BOOTS IN!
Here is your runner-up bonus second tranny pic:
Scatological!
wait.... thats pretty hot though... I thought you would just post ugly trannies not some that can actually make me question my sexuality... Im so offended! :)
how hot do you want?
here is one to spank off over
thats more like it. Looks like your game glitched when you created your character.
I actually loled on that one :)) great reply man
You loled on it - WTF? - why didn't you spurt gallons of jizz all over that hot german dude?
No comment ,.. yet ,... i need psychedelics first , to cope with this kind of post .
Ill have to get my vegan , masktard , vacturd , tranny and royal spirit out from the dust first , enlight it with loads of drugs to be able to get a juicy dripping insult in writing . ,.. you will never be able to compensate the costs , i will have to make so , by your heaviest upvote .
But no worry's , in the end i give no fuck about the coin , ass you can't get buggered high on them . At least , i can't , and God knows i have tried . ;-)
Just say no to drugs, fuck knows I always do...
If you see it , you probably want me death ,... or worse ,.. i could always blame it on the white widow ,... but nah , .. natural medicine don't really count as drugs .
Following my norms and own ethics i now have to down-vote my own comment , it's a bullshit lie , made only to hurt . Something only a midwit would do .
#lucylin put you up to this didn't he? - insensitive cunt...
I am afraid @lucylin is lost , Lillith gave him a call and laughed loud about his plan's ,... so now he wonders in the forest in search of some positive feelings . In fact i was more inspired by @shepz1 , told me to Roar as loud is i can . So i took a run down the hall pulling down some pants , damn that felt good , .. and it was this fruity stage i was in that gave inspiration to ,... frot the Frot .
And lol , most times you pull down a pants they just ignore it and keep talking shit from there head like it didn't happen , even hiding my comment and calling me a snowflake ,.. witch is like , telling me to shut up , but behind the curtain's . .... who yeah , did i had fun ,.. down the hall of Hive . ;-)
He has an obsession about men in frocks.
lost at sea... lol - lillith is going to chop his nuts off... poor #lucylin
If you weren't a sheep shagging kiwi, you'd be a genius !
You will do anything for a free tranny pic - here is a hot one
My life is now complete...
not until you get the special info
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Wipe your ass with your upvote asshole! Not that you'd know the difference between an upvote and an asshole. Anyone who sees balls on nipples is about as useless as a vegan who don't know wtf ham tastes like.
I have given you an upvote against your wishes - yes that is very offensive but don't cry about it...
Where do you get your nails did?
i do them myself after braiding my pubes
the comment section on this post is epic man :))) ( wait did I just asume your gender ? I hope you're even more offended )
Ew gross! Pubes are sS0OoOoo0OOo 2020.
braided is a statement against oppressive shaving demands
With these disappointing response of yours, one after the other, this challenge is too easy you razor burn havin, nipple sack suckin, pube braiden Jenner!
I had to look up 'vaxtard'. I am now marginally more knowledgeable than I was 5 minutes ago.
That is something that never happens to vaxtards!
only thing worse than waxtards and masktards is covidiots that pretend everything is a hoax until they realize they can't breath and call for help like the little cry babies that they are, they should be left to die we could rid the world of such brain dead, mouth breathing moronity. I hope this is offensive enough :)))
You can strain harder!
I LOVE THIS!!!!
Damn...are you winding me up now? :)
What on earth goes on in that twisted mind of yours? This is all just an excuse for you to send selfies to everyone again isn't it?
Well screw you I'm going to bed.
But my selfies are hot
That's actually really not bad. Nice and easy on the eye. 😁
I'm getting soft...
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Your automated replies are as offensive as fuck - you get an especially ugly tranny pic!
Buy you're already offended, how much of an offensive remark or meme or picture will make you angrier?
Just post a selfie of your ballsack - you know you want to
PS - That was a little vote for being shy - big vote for pics!
But you can have a tranny pic anyway
Okay now...here comes the imagination. That setanic dude must have very lonely that he feels like sucking a "big fat" boobs with bountiful milks😊. I'm sure he would have the heart to bite off those boobs and take them home!😅
bountiful milks😊
Ahahaha😂😂
To get the balls rolling...
I didn't get your first picture at all.. That makes me a "sick pervert" ))) The last picture I saw everything you described ))) Guess after reading everything in between I have become as normal as @frot ...
As far as posting disgusting things.. I am not in the mood at the moment.. Maybe after a visit to Walmart's I may get some inspirations..
and i though you liked trump and wanted to suck his dick?
That's right ..he's my man.. Just showing he's a regular guy who can dig out booggers like the best of us peasants.. And I heard his DICK is
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Here is your runner-up bonus second tranny pic:
Send her over..in the mean time I'll jump in the shower ..