I would say that the title of "Mr. Variety" still belongs to @therealpaul, but I would gladly accept the moniker of "Kid Variety" ;) I'm glad that you liked it, mate! I was a bit wary of posting this yesterday because you had just posted that heartrending poetry earlier. But, this was what was scheduled so I bit the bullet. I didn't think it would hold a candle to your "Not Today" poem, but I just hope that it served as a complement to it. The compliments are very much appreciated!
Now, I feel like everyone should check the reverse, inverse, sideways, etc of everything I do. I do like to pepper in those kinds of easter eggs. Fun fact, I do that with all of the letters I give to my lady haha!
I heard that! I appreciate it, and there are a variety of ways I could respond, but alas it is late.
Go get those Zzz, dude! You deserve every single one!