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Please direct message me, @firepower, and @riverhead on steemit.chat immediately if there is an account there attempting to scam or do anything else shady. Thanks.

Will do boss man.

Thanks for the tip.

That was funny as hell, thanks.

Thanks dude! I'd like to do more of this stuff in the future.

well you took up a little over an hour of his time, nice score :)

Yes but it took up useful time..but fun was had so it was worth it to @kryptik so Go kryptik go.

Next time I'm shooting for two hours.

I WISH MY UPVOTE WAS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!

soooo resteeming this!

I hope you get what you deserve for this magnificent troll.
@shayne

Thank you sir.

Hopefully I don't get the 500 followers :(

😁😆 😅 😂 🤣
#trollin4good

classic! I've seen others do this as well. believe it or not, it's one of the best ways to "get them back", as it kills their conning ROI while trying to find gullible people to scam off. For them, it's like making 100 STEEMIT posts in a row with < 5 cent payouts.

In fact, that's why these scammers try to be so "obvious". It helps them more quickly hone in on the most gullible bunch of people they can find.

In fact, those typos are a key part of the scam.

Link: There's a reason Nigerian scammers are so obvious in their emails

Once again, great job scamming the scammer!

Oh yes, and finally... Please DON'T follow me too! lol

That's really interesting man.

I'm sending you a follow.

Oh yes, and finally... Please DON'T follow me too! lol

oh nooooo.............. but okay great, thanks too! :D lol

;) Lol I was wondering if you'd catch that. Thanks for reading.

yeah, right after I commented, then just had to add a slight "update"! lol

I dig it.

Maybe we can drink bleach together.

hmmm, I dunno about that, just doesn't really sound like the way I'd wanna "go out". But, guess it's up to each of us to "pick our poison". Hang in there buddy!

This is legendary... This one time I got a call about a FREE TRIP I WON, they just wanted my credit info... so I sat there screaming WOOOOOOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOO IM GOIN TO HAWAII WOOOOOO until he gave up :o

I just lol'd hard.

I like your style.

That's worthy of 1,000 internets.

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This needs the #rekt tag instead of blog sir

Editing now.

Just resurrected the rekt tag.

You are a demigawd sir

Let's bring that shit back in style.

You certainly have done that. I actually read the whole post believe it or not.

OMG Klye can read!

GJ man.

All you gotta do is slither your eye holes a bit

Quality work

PLAYER READY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

I did that one just for you man.

I don't know where you came from or who you were before you crawled onto Steemit, but thank God for you. You're a treasure.

Such fun big laughs! It's amazing that these types of scammers still think this works. Good work!

Hahahaha awesome trolling :D

Holy sh#t! See, and I just get boring requests to "please follow and upvote me." This is way more exciting. Your trolling is hysterical. I'm crying!

On a serious note, thanks for the warning. Will be careful!

No problem. Thanks a bunch for reading I really appreciate that. Going to follow you so I can catch you in my feed. I've seen you in the chats.

I love when you went all in, and he didn't even notice.
So you went all in again with the nigerian prince, still nothing.
It took you swearing in his face for him to give up xD #bestofsteemit

People are nuts.

I messaged him fingers crossed

Is a bank manager.

Has a gmail account.

Why it's crazy that you ask?!? I do.

Awesome trolling skills kryptik. Now if you would be so kind all I need are your credit card details.

"You are very irresponsible" LOL

That one really hit deep.

My self esteem is in shambles.

You could have had millions. So bad choice. Much irresponsible.

But he didn't reply to the email address. :(

He told you to message him! You could have had millions! Your Uncle Steve died in Thailand so you could have that money, and you threw it all away!

OMG! That was the best, Much Irresponsible. but at least not VERY idiot like Phisher Guy.

Congratulations @kryptik!
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Epic xD . Nice reading , he stoled me a laugh . He was traying hard .Well done !

He was trying a little too hard lol.

Well that was entertaining. Nice work!

Thanks for supporting my work for a long time. You're the man.

Pleasure. Thanks to you as well.

LOLOLOLOL

That's how you do it man.

YES ! :)

really? i dont believe that kind of scammer exist on steemit. signing up in the chat would need an email already. LOL cheers i bet you gave him the bleach and booze mix.
becareful always.

It's crazy he thought that would work.

he is crazy for sure. but it seems you are having a good time trollong him. lol

It was fun. I'll have to admit.

Ok ! steemian help ))

Thanks a bunch! Every bit counts.

I lolled.

Now give that cat the banhammer. Fucking people, man.

Oh my God, I can't believe people still fall for things like this. Your responses made me chuckle.

Thanks man. I thought I'd be a little more creative than, "Oh Look A Scammer Guyz", type post.

The sad thing is I don't know weather to laugh because he's so desperate for the scam or if I should feel pity that some people are actually that bad online that he continues trying to scam.

I'm astonished. I thought he would have quit long before when he did.

Oh my God this is so funny....I feel a viral blog bout to happen!

Maybe a follow as well? ;)

Pretty obvious that was a scam. I don't know why that guy that he could get away with it :D

Me either. People are crazy.

Great work done by @kryptik 👍

Thanks! I appreciate that.

Mention Not appreciate your work too 👍

"Ready player whattt"

Lol. Love that you threw that in there.

R.I.P. Matt Trainer.

my jaw hurts from trying to not laugh out loud like a maniac. brilliant exchange. are those email addresses still available? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉😜😎

Oh man, I hope so hahaha.

Who the fuck uses hotmail?

He Must Be One Of Those Nigerian Criminals ! Fuck Him I Hope His Fingers Fall Off !

lol I just hope people don't fall for it.

As much as I enjoyed the sacarsm , it saddens me that the name of my country Nigeria has to be dragged into all of this .... I perfectly understand tho.
Thanks for the awareness!!!

It wasn't a hit on Nigeria. I have no problem with the country. It was just the origin of the scam.

Like I said on the post , I prefectly understand where you are coming from, I laugh as hard I would if it was any other country 😁😁😂😂, this is something I would have done too . I give it to you, you are a funny dude big ups!

I can't believe there are still people trying to do that! :O

It's nuts right?

it seems so. but probably he is right and there are people around that can still be fooled that way.

" ... there are people around that can still be fooled ... "

  • a very good point !! - ))

.... and, a "catchy" PosT ... right -))
.. by an illusionist ?? - ))

SpideR SenseS TinglinG ... somethings "FISHY"

LOVELOVELOVE )))
greb'Z )

Great work! so funny!

Uncle Steve looks a lot like someone I know. I just don't remember who he is...

That is my lord and savior Bald Ned.

That shit was hilarious! Oh man, thanks for the laugh........ I needed that!

You're welcome! Thanks for reading. I like to lighten up people's days a little.

As your future god king of steemit I will bless you if you follow me.

Why not. You seem interesting enough and funny as hell to boot! Do not disappoint me oh god king! Following.

I love the dialog! Put that loser to shame!

Word. What an idiot.

We should all spam him with scams in the chat.

Fools like that deserve to get spammed to hell.

The chat isn't working for me right now or I'd be doing it.

LOL EPIC just EPIC!
Is steemitchat down for you ?

Yep. I'm very sad.

The sad part is, people actually fall for these scams..

I hope they don't. That's why I asked others to resteem this.

It's mostly the elderly honestly, or even the type of people who find good in everyone and think nothing like this would happen to them. I've seen it with a family member before..

oh gosh I love stories like this, Nigerian prince? - best part, funny how he didn't get right at the beginning. nice one

People just don't get it sometimes.

That's how I knew I could pull this on him.

This is GOLD! Great work! Hahahahaha

I tip my hat to you.

GREATEST SHIT EVER!

Always waste as much of a scammers time as you can, to keep them from spending time trying to scam someone who may actually fall for this kind of bullshit. It saddens me that shit has made it's way into our wonderful community...

Hey it was destined to happen. At least we can combat it as long as everyone knows.

Omg...he seriously called you a titty baby 😂😂😂

Not the first time I've heard that.

Which is bullshit.

I'm not a baby.

"Moooom, whip that thing out I'm starving".

This was oh so satisfying. My favorite scammers to mess with are the ones that are calling from microsoft and want to help you fix the problem on your PC. There are just too many good ways to take the conversation. Really though...screw these guys so hard! Also following because of this.

I never get those calls but I want to.

They seem to come in once every couple months...the best is you can wait minutes between saying anything because you are "trying to figure out how to plug your computer back in" since you obviously always unplug it so it doesn't run out of internet

Ah, the good old unplug so I don't run out of Internet trick.

Instant classic.

Thank you kryptic, being new here at Steemit it is nice to know we do have guardians.
Upped and resteemed

Sure. If you ever need anything let me know.

Thank you for the offer and the reply.

It's no big deal at all!

U made my goddamn day sir!! Resteemed. I need u in my steemit life!

I'm here for you! Thank you, people like you make my day.

It's funny how he wont just let go even though I'm pretty sure he knew that you just were trolling him, if he didnt then he has to be seriously braindamaged.

He had to know right? There's like no way he didn't. Was it a reverse trolling?

No idea but you dominated him and won the end so you left him pretty sore. :D

I'm the king of the trolls. Watch out.

yeah I started follow you in case I'd learn a thing or two

I'll never let you down my disciple.

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LOL

That's what she said!

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