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It's just water vapor, you all love water vapor, now GET BACK TO GROWING, FOR THE GARDEN ONE AND ALL!

Water vapor?! In the sky?!! Yaaaaaa right.

You haven't been listening to those crazy dandelions have you? They're uncivilized and dangerous.

How can I not listen to them? They never shut up!

They're not such dandy lions when they see that old Osterizer blender, no sir.

Just tell them they're going to the carnival to ride the merry-go-round.