Lol...Well, I don't mind sharing some of my MasterChef techniques with your good self. I know you will appreciate them, and deploy said methods in your own kitchen.

Get ye a meteor rock mortar and pestle, your chip sandwiches will rise to a new level! And...Who doesn't like hacking down trees from the enchanted forest to use in a wood oven? Come on, it's all about the taste.

!ENGAGE 25