You think I am being too kind these days and should resort to my old methods? Not quite the same as yours, more Gunny Sargent Hartman out of the movie Full Metal Jacket.
I think maybe I'm getting a little softer in my old age, but maybe, *just maybe, *I'll bring my cat-o-nine-tails to the office tomorrow, lay about with it, flail some skin, and see how I feel about reverting to the tried and proven motivational methods. 😊
I kind of like the flogging method, especially if wet with vinegar like @meesterboom employs...😎 Self-flagellation is very satisfying as well; on occasion and serves as a great self-motivating tool.
My office building has a self-flagellation room to accommodate for those who prefer that motivational method. Only on their lunch breaks of course. Self-flagellation on company time is verboten. Several arrive an hour early in the morning to get their motivational time out the way before they begin their soul-sucking and demeaning work day.
Another day, another fifty cents after tax.
Verboten :OD
!ENGAGE 30 !
I stole your legit word.
Mr Stealer!!
It's a great one isn't it? I live throwing it in there
You leave shit laying around Boomy and the G-dog will snaffle it.
ENGAGEtokens.Hopefully, in the nude...!!! 🤗😇
Naturally, there's a sign on the door and no one is game to break the rules.
"Naturally"... Such an organic solution for unveiling truth behind the body of tardy souls...
I can see you've been an epic leader of men and women, a shining example of what one can acheive when he finds that elusive holy grail of motivational techniques.
Quite an intuitive observation...😎
"Naturally"... Such an organic solution for unveiling truth behind the body of tardy souls...
Naughty naughty! lol! :D
HAHAHAH! Bring in the cat-o-nine-tails and tell them Today, we are gonna try something a little different!!
It'll be team-building. I'll make sure to make them late for their lunch breaks for it too. Hammer home the point that they don't matter.
#mostproductiveteam
A team that truly believes they dont matter and are little more than an overpaid inconvenience is a happy team!
Aye, as evidenced at just about every workplace ever.
A wise man, the owner of a company that rhymes with Shmamazon, once said:
Destroy the hopes, dreams and aspirations of your team and their self-esteem and respect shall plummet. This, then, is the platform to success, and getting rich. A disgruntled and dismayed workforce is a productive workforce.
A quote to live by.
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He may not have actually said this, how can we know? We're not with him 24/7!