The other day, my friend said that he thinks that I might have Asperger's Syndrome. I couldn't tell if he was joking, or being serious, or happy, or sad, or angry, or frightened, or...
A Limerick There was a young man from Belgrave, Who found a dead whore in a cave, He said ""It's disgusting"", But she only needs dusting, Just think of the money I'll save!
What did the Native American do after culinary school? He became a Souix chef.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a gun to it's head and tell it to.
[Produce Aisle] Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave. *mouthful of like 20 grapes * ""That lady took one too!!""
