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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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A cannibal went for a walk... ...and he passed his brother Why can't you starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there. I just started watching a documentary…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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What do soy products and a vibrator have in common? The both substitute meat I like how my autocorrect changes ""hun"" to ""Hun,"" like I'm playfully referring to my…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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The other day, my friend said that he thinks that I might have Asperger's Syndrome. I couldn't tell if he was joking, or being serious, or happy, or sad, or angry, or frightened…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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Harry Potter was on last night, i decided to click on the subtitles so i could watch the movie and read the book at the same time What do you get when you mix Viagra with…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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When should I send a picture of my cat to my boyfriend? I checked online and they keep saying I should make him wait to see my pussy, but I don't see what the big deal is.…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self? A Cellfie Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today... I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaiiiins...... You may see white collar and blue collar workers in the work place. But I'm collar-blind. ~(Taken from the office).…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light Post your best ""Jared Fogle"" jokes! Here's mine:Jared Fogle loves to eat little girls ham sandwiches. Some people wouldn't understand…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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How did the sloth become President of the tree? He slept his way to the top. ""This is OnStar. How can we assist?"" ""What are you wearing?"" ""Do I need to get a…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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I used to be an adventurer like you... But then I took an arrow to the knee. If a tramp and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the tramp stand out? He begs…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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I'm getting really irritated. This is the tenth ATM I've been to in the last week that's had ""insufficient funds"". [coffee shop] casually puts arm around wife reaches…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill. What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal. That awkward…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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Why was the potato chip angry? Because he was salty Edit: im so sorry. How many geese does it take to form a gaggle... 5 or more When I hear the Christmas song about nuts…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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Maybe it's just me, but I know a few people that Cupid should shoot with a gun. Comcast opens an airline. The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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A family in the Netherlands claims to be the biggest group of Oasis fans in the world.. They call themselves the van der Walls. The three modes of communication Telephone…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate. The blonde couldn't add Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? Answer: She couldn't…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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If you're still undecided on a certain tattoo, try it out first on your baby. Him: So what are you into? Me: thinking of the newspaper cutouts of Justin Trudeau all over my…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel peace prize? Because he was outstanding in his field! Saw an attractive Muslim girl the other day.... ""Was she sunni?"" ""Nah…
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joykit (57)in #joke • 6 years ago
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She was only the stableman's daughter but all the horsemen knew her. Just read that California leads the nation in depression cases and adultery. What a sad state of…
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