I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today... I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? He woke up later
I do the pee pee dance anytime I hear running water just like any other human.
Why is Patrick so dumb? He's living under a rock.
Women these days.....some of their eyebrows looks like they are sponsored by NIKE.
